Jodie Foster has come out??
Lance Armstrong took steroids?!!
Tesco Everyday Value 100% beef burgers costing just £1 for a pack of eight aren’t made with actual beef??!?!!
Please stop, I don’t think I can take any more shocks today. Next you’ll be telling me that it’s possible to earn a six-figure salary and spend all day watching cat videos…
… waitasec… for real?
Please excuse me whilst I reassess my career options.
And with a little help from our friends in China, you could also live the dream. Like this guy.